In good news, A CATASTROPHIC CHANTEY, was a top finisher in the 2026 2026 Chuckle Challenge. This contest requires winners to write a story of less than 200 words using one of five predetermined characters and objects. I selected Captain Catastrophe and the super squeaky sneakers and wrote a perfect rhyme, perfect meter sea chantey. I wish I could write music and sing it; it is pretty funny.